Back to the doctors…
I had another vist to the cioprachtors, and it was midly entertainning. There was a lady waiting to see the doctor, who had brought her daughter with her. She was a darling little thing not old enough to talk. Her mother gave her one of those old toys you typlically find in a doctor’s office to satisfy her need for constant stimulus. It was a wooden toy that had all of the letters of the alphabet that rotated. Imeditally the girl’s eyes light up and she says “AHHHhh!!” and latches her mouth onto the red cloth handle attached to the toy. Her mother with a look of concern tries to take the handle out of her mouth (since I could see the dirt on it from across the office) but it was of no avail. The little one had a bull dog death bite on the handle and was looking around the office growling. To stop her, the mother jingled her keys in front of her. All of a sudden she drops it, outstreches her arms, and starts walking towards them like a zombie. Five minuites later shes eating the keys and her mother again tries to distract her. She brings back the 1970’s alapbet toy for her to play with. This time though she hides the red handle from her by holding it down with her hand. The child yelps with glee and starts spining the wooden letters. This goes on for about 30sec until her mother sees a specail pillow the office sells. She lets go of the handle as shes transfixed with the idea that you can have water in a pillow. So much so that she doesn’t even realize that her daughter is eating the handle like its going out of stlye. Then her daughter realizes her mother is looking at the Hydro Pillow and since that’s the case, it must be worth bitting. Apprently, the manufactor has had this problem in the past because they have already encased the merchendise in plastic.

3 Comments:
I wonder what people write about in their blogs when they watch you and your encounters in a Doctors office??
Kids are gross, but then again so are alot of people. :)
I like how "Anonymous" made it clear that there is a differents between Kids and People. Kids are not Human. Strange little beasties they are. Better to live with out them, I am.
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