Evileverness

Recently I had an especially great feeling of which I can only describe as evil cleverness, or Evileverness. You get this feeling when you use your wit and ingenuity for bad or wrong purposes. It’s really only a good thing if you use it on someone for their own benefit, don’t ask me how…but it can be done! I think we could have a mascot named Evileverness, who would be a fox dressed like the Hamburglar. He would of course be imbued with dark side force powers, such as force lightning and force choke. Below is one artist’s interpretation of what he might look like:

Foxes seem like they would be a cross between a cat and a dog. I’m not really sure why… just seems like “hey... it could happen”. And as smart as foxes are, it makes me wonder if they could teach them sign language like they did to that gorilla named Coco. If they stood on their hind legs they could use their paws to communicate with humans. I think it would be interesting to hear what is on the mind of the fox youth today. It would probably be something like deforestation, increase in motor vehicle deaths, and lack of chicken coops to raid. I’m not sure but I think I read somewhere that in the olden days foxes were a real problem for settlers. Employed by local Indians, foxes were bribed with berries and nuts to slow the advance of settlers into the west. Well organized fox raids on Conestoga caravans left many families in want. The foxes would over run them, stealing valuable commodities such as flint rocks and beef jerky. Only in recent years with the availability of high powered rifles have foxes been subdued.